tardrat
A person that lurks in the shade that he’s cast upon every personal and business deal he’s ever been involved in.
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tardrat • tardation • Tardatarium • tardatassup • Tardatial • Tardatic • tardationism • Tardation Nation • tardatious • tardbator
misc tardation
retarded fucks at guitar.com's "misc" forum who write bullshit like the following.....
quote:
execute all african-americans 20 satch22
By skaman7 5-10-2004 10:59:17 PM
By joniox 5-10-2004 10:58:26 PM
By pheasantrevolt 5-10-2004 10:57:48 PM
By satch22 5-10-2004 10:57:39 PM
By Arlo__ 5-10-2004 10:57:19 PM
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Reply:
Member: Madness_5 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:25 PM
i prefer "hang all nizzles"
Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:29 PM
Hang all niggas.
Reply:
Member: satch22 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:52:56 PM
hizzle all nizzles?
Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:54:25 PM
hangas ol niggas
Reply:
Member: pleasesirs contact this member
5-10-2004 10:51:51 PM
burn all monkeys
/quote:
quote:
execute all african-americans 20 satch22
By skaman7 5-10-2004 10:59:17 PM
By joniox 5-10-2004 10:58:26 PM
By pheasantrevolt 5-10-2004 10:57:48 PM
By satch22 5-10-2004 10:57:39 PM
By Arlo__ 5-10-2004 10:57:19 PM
more...
Reply:
Member: Madness_5 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:25 PM
i prefer "hang all nizzles"
Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:29 PM
Hang all niggas.
Reply:
Member: satch22 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:52:56 PM
hizzle all nizzles?
Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:54:25 PM
hangas ol niggas
Reply:
Member: pleasesirs contact this member
5-10-2004 10:51:51 PM
burn all monkeys
/quote:
misc tardation by Bumhole McSquirt May 14, 2004
Mental E-tardation
The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.
The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.
Mental E-tardation by Derz August 9, 2010
tardrail
A protective barrier with rails that is worn or set up to prevent a retard from injurying himself or anyone around him. Comparable to the bubble boy suit or also a fence for cattle
Person 1: Bobby just ran into that lady!
Person 2: It's all good, Bobby was wearing his tardrail
Person 1: Was it padded?
Person 2: No shit it was padded! That's why its a tardrail!
Person 2: It's all good, Bobby was wearing his tardrail
Person 1: Was it padded?
Person 2: No shit it was padded! That's why its a tardrail!
tardrail by THSBusriders March 6, 2011
tardation
the condition of being completely inept, clueless, or just plain dumb; the inability to 'get a clue; the plight of an individual who consistently performs below par in the social or intellectual arena; idiocy
"Why is this idiot slowing down to miss the signal? It's a green light! Tardation!!"
"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"
"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"
"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"
"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"
"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"
"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"
tardation by Ms.Teri.Whoaman January 4, 2008
Tardatarium
A Tardatarium is a special place for really stupid people to live. It's kind of like a retard-house and kind of like a jail because people are not allowed to leave. It's where the most ignorant retards can be amounst their own kind.
Let's go down to the Tardatarium and laugh at the retards. I heard Erica works in the cafeteria at the Tardatarium.
Tardatarium by Piggly Hoggly December 17, 2008
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