tardrat

A person that lurks in the shade that he’s cast upon every personal and business deal he’s ever been involved in.

I’ve dealt with some shady individuals over the years, but this tardrat slinks lower than them all, he’d steal water from a man dying of thirst!

by JR1-9R January 13, 2021

tardation

n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.

What in tardation is going on in here??!?!

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

misc tardation

retarded fucks at guitar.com's "misc" forum who write bullshit like the following.....

quote:
execute all african-americans 20 satch22

By skaman7 5-10-2004 10:59:17 PM
By joniox 5-10-2004 10:58:26 PM
By pheasantrevolt 5-10-2004 10:57:48 PM
By satch22 5-10-2004 10:57:39 PM
By Arlo__ 5-10-2004 10:57:19 PM
more...


Reply:
Member: Madness_5 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:25 PM
i prefer "hang all nizzles"


Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:29 PM
Hang all niggas.


Reply:
Member: satch22 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:52:56 PM
hizzle all nizzles?



Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:54:25 PM
hangas ol niggas


Reply:
Member: pleasesirs contact this member
5-10-2004 10:51:51 PM
burn all monkeys

/quote:

bunch of Canadian fuckheads

by Bumhole McSquirt May 14, 2004

Mental E-tardation

The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.

The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.

by Derz August 9, 2010

tardrail

A protective barrier with rails that is worn or set up to prevent a retard from injurying himself or anyone around him. Comparable to the bubble boy suit or also a fence for cattle

Person 1: Bobby just ran into that lady!
Person 2: It's all good, Bobby was wearing his tardrail
Person 1: Was it padded?
Person 2: No shit it was padded! That's why its a tardrail!

by THSBusriders March 6, 2011

tardation

the condition of being completely inept, clueless, or just plain dumb; the inability to 'get a clue; the plight of an individual who consistently performs below par in the social or intellectual arena; idiocy

"Why is this idiot slowing down to miss the signal? It's a green light! Tardation!!"

"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"

"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"

"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"

by Ms.Teri.Whoaman January 4, 2008

Tardatarium

A Tardatarium is a special place for really stupid people to live. It's kind of like a retard-house and kind of like a jail because people are not allowed to leave. It's where the most ignorant retards can be amounst their own kind.

Let's go down to the Tardatarium and laugh at the retards. I heard Erica works in the cafeteria at the Tardatarium.

by Piggly Hoggly December 17, 2008