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Tarqling 

When your a complete retard and you have big ass so you are a vaco bony and you a ovoo javaa and your are big boi retarded. Applies heavily to sisters, so much so, that it overcomes the roast “rat”.
You’re such a tarqling. You are retarded and you forget your white tank tops. You Tarqling you stole my London sweatshirt!
Tarqling by Jacob Kriken April 2, 2020
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"your our little Tardling"
Tardling by baggy600 February 13, 2010
Dropped your grades again, you are such a tardling!
tardling by deb July 29, 2003
The act of warming your poptards between your thighs.
Me and my girlfriend went tardling in an ally yesterday, things got pretty sweaty.
Tardling by irishbooty January 20, 2014
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