tard wrangler 

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).

While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.

tard wrangler by The Sarge November 13, 2003

Tard Wrangler 

Teacher designated to corral non-docile retards

The tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.

Tard Wrangler by Platitudinous November 18, 2014

Tard wrangler 

a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.

why am i still working as a tard wrangler

Tard wrangler by stupidretard420 October 4, 2006

tard wrangler 

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work

that tard wrangler just ran down two tards

tard wrangler by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017

Tard Wrangler 

A non retard who (tries to) keeps retards in check. Characterised by their tight jeans.

Thankfully the 'tards have a Tard Wrangler to clear up their mess....

Tard Wrangler by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 23, 2004

Tard wrangler 

The one friend that has to stay sober so they can wrangle all the retards from a night of drinking

I guess I’m the tard wrangler for the night

Tard wrangler by Enticious December 11, 2018

Tard-wrangler 

Someone who exerts dominance over sassy tards.

Oliver is a master tard-wrangler

Tard-wrangler by Banana Hammie November 4, 2019