The slummy pit of Tadworth. The home to ‘wannabe gangsters’ who sell chopped up
grass for a living. A place where
dog shite (or even human) being positioned beneath your shoe is casual. Where teenagers who decide to steal
5 pence sweets from the local off-licensed shop, which is owned by the local Ponjabi Pedophile. Rats roam the streets eating the local
cats and Pikey dads steal dogs from the local park to surprise their fucked up children.
Person 1:
Wow, you smell like fish and
dog shitePerson 2: I belong to Tadworth, “bruv”