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A huge dried and cracked turd lying unflushed in a Mexican restaraunt, primarily found at Taco Bell and other similar discount Mexican food outlets.
I was going to pinch a fat loaf in the bathroom, but someone already beat me to it with a Tacolog, and I can't even get the shitter to flush now. Great.
tacolog by Senor Musk October 27, 2006
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Tacologist 

someone who has studied and is a master in the science and art of Tacology
We need someone who knows a hell of a lot about tacos. lets get a Tacologist.
Tacologist by benthefourteenthhundred December 29, 2008

tapology 

The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.
For pimps, playas, and hustlas, it is a right of passage to master the art of tapology.
tapology by Dwayne January 15, 2004
The art of studying tanning and the effects of anemia.
Dave should be a tanology major
tanology by Beccaisamazing! April 17, 2009

Tapology 

Text-apology;Sending an apology via text message which, all things considered or given the gravity of the situation, should have been done in person.
So Todd got drunk and took a dump on my coffee table and all I got was a tapology a week later.
Tapology by LeJoost March 12, 2009

Tapology 

Science of methodically and meticulously finding lacuna in others, judging them and then bitching about them.
Dicku's a master of tapology.
Tapology by anonymous December 10, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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