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Theology and Geometry
A scholarly locution intended to connote stances of decency, taste, and culture amid the decadence, debauchery, depravity and perversion of modern society.
A way to express outrage at modernity and pop culture.
An expression of appreciation for the scholastic philosophy of the middle ages and early medieval philosopher Boethius in particular for their insight into the joys of monarchy and ruminations on the goddess fortuna.
A way to express outrage at modernity and pop culture.
An expression of appreciation for the scholastic philosophy of the middle ages and early medieval philosopher Boethius in particular for their insight into the joys of monarchy and ruminations on the goddess fortuna.
“What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry and to cultivate a Rich Inner Life.”
"Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul."
-Contemporary Philosopher Ignatius J. Reilly (1960)
"Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul."
-Contemporary Philosopher Ignatius J. Reilly (1960)
Theology and Geometry by Night of Joy May 18, 2020
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Theology of the Body
A way of looking at sex and our bodies in a way that takes into proper account the purpose for which we were created and our destiny waiting to be fulfilled.
This way of looking at sexuality and our bodies was put forth by the late great Pope John Paul II and has been regarded as a theological time bomb, which will eventually re-shape the way the world looks at itself.
This way of looking at sexuality and our bodies was put forth by the late great Pope John Paul II and has been regarded as a theological time bomb, which will eventually re-shape the way the world looks at itself.
We live in a world where everyone drives cars with flat tires... and we believe that, "Flat is where it's at"... not knowing that there was another way to drive a car... the Theology of the Body helps us to re-inflate our tires! And shouts that there is a greater purpose for our existance and the gift of sex!
Theology of the Body by Casey Ross February 7, 2006
Theology
Theology by Tmankillah May 26, 2008
theology
theology by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006
theology
The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.
Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.
theology by harry flashman July 18, 2003
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