Trapology

Trapology -noun, plural -gies. 1. the science that deals with the dynamics and history of traps, the ways in which traps are composed, and the physical and metaphysical variations of traps. 2. the study of this science. 3. the features and processes of traps: the trapology of ships in sector 3-7.

I hear Jamestown University has an excellent school of Trapology.

Trapology by Admiral Ackbar RPD January 18, 2009

trapology

When someone makes a fake apology that is really just designed to lure you into a confrontation or an apology of your own.

She said she was sorry for crying in front of everyone last night, but it was just a trapology to make me admit I should have been more supportive.

trapology by Anophthalmus April 13, 2007

Trapology

Being well versed in the ways of Traps. Traps are males dressed as females in anime.

I got a degree in Trapology so I don't get lured in by a fake waifu.

Trapology by Chillydude August 24, 2018

Trumpology

Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.

Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"

Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."

Trumpology by Cool Breeze Williams June 14, 2016

Trumpology

The study of the unpredictable mindset of the 45th US President.

I have a Degree in Trumpology, But small hands aren't in my field.

Trumpology by Idon'twritethebooks93 February 9, 2017

trumpology

The cult of Trump. Idiots who believe Trump will save the day and take them to a socialists paradise in a magic bus where jobs are plentiful and idiocy is rewarded.

Joe is into trumpology he believes trump will cure his erectile dysfunction, give him 50 IQ points and fix the roof on his trailer. Jason says "Trump cured my cancer!".

trumpology by realrepublican1 February 6, 2017

trumpology

This is the idea that even the dumbest people in the world can become president.

"Man, that guy has such a good idea! Spanish language is stupid, we should all use English!"
"Your such a trumpologist jim."
"Trumpology is the truth! And who cares about logic!"

trumpology by Skaiphos November 1, 2015