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tannequin 

A tannequin is someone who is excessively tan and appears to be fake (in personality and/or appearance) like a mannequin.
"Hey, you should ask that girl over there out."
"Which one?"
"The tan one with the bleach blonde hair."
"Sick, man, you're into tannequins?"
tannequin by alrose. October 16, 2008
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jacks mannequin 

A side project of singer/songwriter Andrew Mcmahon. Basicaly a solo project produced from the help of many other people including Tommy Lee on drums! Mcmahon uses his unique voice, powerful lyrics, and the heartfelt rithyms of his ever so famous piano. With a full album out now they are a great band to listen to whether your happy or sad. Basically Something Corporate with a little twist of pop flavor. For more info see Andrew Mcmahon or Something Corporate.
One hell of a kick ass side project sure to rock you. Jacks Mannequin is awsome
jacks mannequin by socofan July 19, 2006

mannequining 

Mannequining is the act of freezing in place. An example includes the Geico TV commercials aired on American TV where the commercial ends and the people freeze in place but animals and objects continue moving.
"My favorite example of mannequining is the Geico commercial where the dog scarfs down the food."
mannequining by notkasuo November 5, 2016

Political Mannequin 

Any politician willing and able to change his/her long-held beliefs - simply for the purposes of getting elected/re-elected.

Any person employed as a candidate for the purposes of assigning whatever political ideals that may be popular at that particular moment.

- see Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney has changed so many political positions that he seems like a Political Mannequin
Political Mannequin by bukowsky September 16, 2012

Jack's Mannequin 

Andrew McMahon of Something Corporate's insanely amazing side project.
"When I listen to Jack's Mannequin, it totally makes me melt."
Jack's Mannequin by Krissala September 28, 2005

Jack's Mannequin 

The amazing side-project of Something Corporate's front man, Andrew McMahon. Everything In Transit, "A concept album exploring his return to the hometown he left to pursue his music career with Something Corporate". The album was released on August 23, 2005. The songs are amazingly written and everyone can find someting to relate to. Buy the CD!!
If Jack's Mannequin came in powder form, I'd sniff it. - Anonymous

Jack's Mannequin 

Best band in the entire fucking world.
Pure sex.
every 15 year old girls wet dream.
i just orgasmed to jack's mannequin.
Jack's Mannequin by h4!l3yyx April 2, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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