A tannequin is someone who is excessively tan and appears to be fake (in personality and/or appearance) like a mannequin.
"Hey, you should ask that girl over there out."
"Which one?"
"The tan one with the bleach blonde hair."
"Sick, man, you're into tannequins?"
"Which one?"
"The tan one with the bleach blonde hair."
"Sick, man, you're into tannequins?"
by alrose. August 24, 2008