tamagothic

Nickname for a niche internet micro celebrity that posts feet pics, sonic porn, and mild hentai on their twitter and Instagram stories. True to their nature and unlike many internet personas, they do not post anything for clout but rather only for personal enjoyment. A tamagothic's deepest darkest desires are expressed on the internet with full transparency.

Person 1: "Damn Shrek porn on your Instagram again bro?"
Person 2: "Yea I've been going full tamagothic lately!"

tamagothic by notinternetboy November 23, 2021

tamagotchi

A little electronic keychain with an animal on it. I had a kitten when I was 4 (which was when these lil fuckers were in style). Every night it would die cuz it would shit at like 3 in the morning and i wouldn't be up to change it. eventually i got so pissed at it I threw it under the train tracks at the subway station.

this fucking tamagotchi is messing with my mind!

tamagotchi by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007

Tamagotchi

A virtual pet simulator of an alien lifeform that crash landed on earth in eggs. They genetically mutate into different creatures depending on how well, you fed it, happy you kept it and how clean you kept it. Along with disciplining and praising when it does things wrong then right. After awhile they get to old and die, you then start off with a new pet.

Often fun for a few days, but then gets rather old.

I as much care as I could of my Tamagotchi and it turned into a Dog.

I took care of it by only the bare necessities and it turned into an Octopus.

I never really paid attention to mine and it turned into some kind of bird.

Tamagotchi by Dioking October 10, 2005

Tamagotchi

A virtual pet, approximately the size of a pager, that was popular in the mid-90's.

"I have to masturbate my Tamagotchi weekly or else it gets pissy and keys my car."

Tamagotchi by BMWGGANTMSFU January 26, 2010

tamagotchi

Also known as a 'virtual pet', the Tamagochi simulates a virtual creature which can be nurtured like a real animal.

tamagotchi by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

tamagotchi

The epitome of badass

Dude, that kid has a tamagotchi... i wouldn't mess with him!

tamagotchi by Ricky Lambert November 22, 2004

Tamagotchi love 

A relationship developed through the use - solely - of text messages. The two actors flirting, reassuring and encouraging each other through regular texting.

Three men stand in a bar. One man - a short man - is seen texting every 30 seconds, ignoring his beer.

Tall man: What's he doing?
Round man: It's tamagotchi love again.
Tall man: Uh?
Round man: If he doesn't keep texting one of them will die - or they'll have to meet.

Tamagotchi love by TallMan 1970- March 1, 2009