talonomics
" yo u old fucking bitch, but this slippers so i can make some money buy talonomics because im a tank."
talonomics by Johnathan Salcedo September 9, 2007
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taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion
Family-Knowledge-Brain&Skull-Exploding. Due to being too close to your family and or learning things about them that cause your brain&skull to explode.
"Dude my mom told me about the day she gave birth to me and I almost had a taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion"
"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"
"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"
taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion by GGfrmTX April 25, 2012
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Taconomics
The act of assembling various combinations of food types and products according to how much cash one has on them, choosing from the dollar menu of budget friendly mexicana themed fast food chains (e.g. Taco Bell; Del Taco)
I was able to use my five dollars to get two different kinds of tacos and two different kinds of burritos by employing my skills in Taconomics.
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Twatonomics
The economy of twat- the gains and losses related to the market of attracting and having relations with women. A player is understands twatonomics better than a high school freshman ever could.
Dude 1: Man, I am just not pulling any tail lately!
Dude 2: Well, you just don't understand the current twatonomics bro!
Dude 1: Yeah, I could use a refresher on twatonomics.
Dude 2: Don't worry, my cousin Tito has got a PhD in twatonomics and is pulling in the tastiest birds! He'll teach you a lesson or two.
Dude 2: Well, you just don't understand the current twatonomics bro!
Dude 1: Yeah, I could use a refresher on twatonomics.
Dude 2: Don't worry, my cousin Tito has got a PhD in twatonomics and is pulling in the tastiest birds! He'll teach you a lesson or two.
Twatonomics by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008
Taconomics
This gallon of milk is 3.99 , taconomics tells me that i COULD get 4 Spicy soft potato tacos OR this gallon of milk. Decision is clear
Taconomics by Taco Enthusiast February 14, 2022
Taxonomically
Taxonomically by Jeba Barker January 25, 2014
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