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tally whacker 

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a PENIS, a penis used to whack
My god look...Gilded Tally Whackers.
tally whacker by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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Hot dog flavored tally whacker 

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A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis
I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker
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Titantic Tally Whacker 

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A Large Penis.
As usual,the the star of the porno movie had a titantic tally whacker .
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tally-whacker 

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1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation
Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!
tally-whacker by Ryan May 6, 2004
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tally whacker 

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Your penis
Don't you just hate it when the space between your tally whacker and your gobblers get chafed
tally whacker by bobdabuilder69 April 26, 2015
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Tally Whacker 

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A penis
No don't look your gonna see my Tally Whacker.
Tally Whacker by TheRealMoby February 11, 2019
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swamp dog

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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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aired 

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun 

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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