tallgrass 

The object that blows from the wind, often a tall fat person with acne problems. Some cases have shown that they do not sleep, but masterbate till death.

Chris Ortega was standing there, looking like tallgrass

tallgrass by They call me FiveHead May 30, 2009

The Tyrant of Tallahassee

The Tyrant of Tallahassee — Another name for Pudding Fingers; The Great Right Nope; Ron DeSantis.

Ron DeSantis A.K.A. The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; and The Great White Nope has to be the most awkward political candidate on the planet!!!!

The Tyrant of Tallahassee by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 29, 2023

Tallahassee Tapout 

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.

Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?

Tallahassee Tapout by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Tallahassee Night Train 

The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").

It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")

"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."

"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."

Tallahassee Night Train by majindelaware March 22, 2010

Tallahassee wrangler 

the act of grabbing the base of ones penis with thumb and pointer, squeezing and yanking your hand down to the tip.

yo dawg, he was d'ing me up on the court. next think I knew, he gave me a Tallahassee wrangler. shit gets you by surprise every dam time

Tallahassee wrangler by big ash 69 May 10, 2019

Tallahassee Butter Churn 

The act of masturbating whilst one defecates.

-"Have you ever churned butter Tallahassee style?"
-"If you mean Tallahassee butter churn, then yes, I've done that twice today."

Tallahassee Butter Churn by Larry Lazer May 17, 2013

Tallahassee Shuffle

Video Games. Where the player character circles around an object that enemies cannot destroy or move through in order to manipulate their AI and run away in the direction you wish to go.

Oh I was playing Resident Evil Village, I gave that one boss the old Tallahassee Shuffle and got away.

Tallahassee Shuffle by 1word May 11, 2021