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kenneth allenberg 

Kenneth Allenberg is a gay fuckboy who sucks DIUGH and jerks his dick 24/7. If you need your DIUGH sucked contact that nigga Kenneth Allenberg
YO whats up Kenneth Allenberg! How much DIUGH did youn suck last night
One who claims or asserts that someone has done something illegal or wrong, typically without proof that this is the case.
The alleger, the one who stated the allegation, is in the next room sipping her tea all prim and proper-like.
alleger by Luddz June 4, 2015

logan allender 

Died during the area 51 raid
2001-2019
rIP xd
Famous last words "Daym that alien kinda cute tbh"

Allender 

pretty much the most BAMF who destroyed cancer and plays guitar. He rocks at Humans versus Zombies, and can pretty much eat out the best pussy and is a good sex partner
He is such an Allender!

charlie allender 

a 8th grader who plays the saxophone. may be gay. fartss alot
stop being such a charlie allender
charlie allender by vdubz December 17, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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