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talkblocking 

when you are tring to have a conversation with one of your friends and you dont want anyone else to hear, but instead someone keeps trying to join it and keeps annoying you. similar concept to cockblocking.
i was trying to talk to James bout women while we were walking down the hill, but instead some lousy dude decided talkblocking us was a great idea
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Stalkblocking 

Stalkblocking: to block an online social network stalker. The term created by BC is the latest Facebook trend.

It is a word best used to block the worst of the worst online, relentless stalkers that just can't take no for an answer.

Someone who is eventually "Stalkblocked" has a history of sending multiple messages, inappropriate posts to walls, message threads and continues despite numerous warnings.
Jane Doe is stalkblocking! Another one bites the dust! Delete and Block!
Stalkblocking by DaisyDawg February 18, 2010
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Talk Blocking 

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from talking to a female you are interested in.
Mark was talk blocking me because he though he had a chance with that girl.
Talk Blocking by Wason Jertz March 31, 2009

Talk Blocking 

The kids at school who say "let's stop talking and get to work".
Nico: Did you know you could inject heroin into your coochie?
Quinn: Did you know you could eat it?
Louis: Did you know we can stop talking and get to work?
Quinm: Stop talk blocking us
Talk Blocking by Z.queen December 6, 2019

talk blocking 

this happens when you are trying to talk to a person and another intrusive annoying person keeps getting all up in the business, making the conversation difficult or impossible
Kendra: Hey did you run into Elias again?

Michelle: Yeah, but Rachel kept talk blocking! What is her problem?

Kendra: Oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. She knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.
talk blocking by moniker1979 June 13, 2014

tablocking 

videotaping any performance using your tablet held above your head thus blocking the view of everyone behind you.
I couldn't see my kids performance because the lady in front of me was tablocking.
tablocking by sixfive67 August 17, 2012

Talk Blocking 

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.
John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
Talk Blocking by Guessimist September 10, 2015