The lengest and sexiest light skin out there, he's well known for his large cock and banging jokes. Fun fact for ya: for every man reading this he's probably beet ur girl! Tho he looks week don't let his looks fool you as he's tougher than ya nans meat loaf!
by Benerdick Cumberbatch October 23, 2019
Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
by Alpino October 29, 2020
A person who uses gestures and dramatic overtones during online chatting. Much like what is seen in person among italians but digitized. Usually makes the conversation difficult when not talking to another e-talian. Usually done with * * between the action taking place.
*Dropkick to face* Hey what's up?
*Dodges and counters* Not much how ya doing!
Oh man this is awful *violin music*
Sorry about that :(
My friend and I realized we were e-talians because it was getting difficult to follow the conversation after a while.
*Dodges and counters* Not much how ya doing!
Oh man this is awful *violin music*
Sorry about that :(
My friend and I realized we were e-talians because it was getting difficult to follow the conversation after a while.
by Garbanzo_Bean February 8, 2011
In simple words, Italian food prepared by Mexicans working at "Authenic" italian restaurants and pizzerias. Got damn I'm sorry but if I'm promised real good, real Italian as one restaurant here proclaims, thats what I want not some rubbery bullshit crappily pasted together according to a generic recipe.
Argh, mexo-talian food pisses me off. I just don't know where to get good pizza anymore and I live in Chicago...WTF
by Not Italian September 27, 2007
Someone who is a half-blooded Italian, usually by the cause of a full-blooded Italian and someone of no Italian descent having a child.
Sean's mom and Erik's mom are both Italian, but their fathers are not. Therefore, they're only Half-talians.
by Sean Willard July 20, 2007
a person who fakes being italian based on a sterotype, but has no italian anscestory. pronounced: fu-tal-e-ann
someone comes from a predominantly italian neighborhood and associates himself/herself with italians, but is really an irish or puerto rican fa-talian.
by joed3 December 4, 2007
Someone that is mixed bread with mexican and Italian. They are often known to have a tiny penis with a beer belly. Occasionaly they have 3 balls that are very hairy. They often pop boners around guys, when they get horny.
by Sean puffy dick March 31, 2008