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If someone is "taldo" then they are the most attractive person that he or she comes in contact with, also if your the "taldo" of your group you most likely have a better chance of getting layed. Someone who is randomly named or nicknamed "taldo" is 99% of the time superior to the person who gave him or her that name and his friends.
The fine boy with the titanic ballsack to go along with his extra long penis was the taldo of the bunch.
taldo by Genius June 19, 2006
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to be done wrong...get a bad deal

to be cheated, disrespected, or played
"Yo Bro, you said I could get the PS5 for 300. Why you gotta tadouh me like that doe?"

"Yeah G, we had a bet. But I got straight up tadouh'd on that one."
Tadouh by Tadouh September 18, 2021
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taldo • Tadow • talo • tallon • talko • talon tsi • Talbot • TallonKarrde • tabdotching • tado

tabdotching 

Tabdotching is when some annoying KID in garrys mod is using cheats. This is very bannable and very malicious. It has different meanins and one of them is spam clicking the key TAB until someone rages and up to doxxing a server
Omg this kid is tabdotching!
WHAT THE HECK?! HES A TABDOTCHER
Get the heck out of here you jerk!
tabdotching by LordTwiZ July 15, 2020

tadowney 

A word used to express pleasure and or satisfaction.
"did your girlfriend give you head?" "Yup" "oh tadowney"

"that chick is tadowney"
tadowney by Da Koz April 17, 2007

eye-talon 

eye-talon is the way us true rebels say italian in southern speek.
The damn yankee across the street has got an eye-talon name that ends in a vowal is about to git gone.
eye-talon by Philip Marion Cary October 16, 2008
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
Heimskr: Hello friend, have you come to hear the word of mighty Talos?
Talos by Heimskr November 1, 2018
An interjection used when calculating the final answer to a math problem, typically dimensional analysis.

Used while Mr. Twardy waits for a student to calculate an answer for him, because he doesn't have a calculator and can't do it himself.

Often used in repetition, i.e. "tadootz tadootz"
Multiply 192.6 times 18.02 times 6 times 56.01 and press enter. Then divide by 142.77 and press enter. Divide by 9, press enter.

TADOOTZ TADOOTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tadootz by erin donnelly March 4, 2011
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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