tadootz 

An interjection used when calculating the final answer to a math problem, typically dimensional analysis.

Used while Mr. Twardy waits for a student to calculate an answer for him, because he doesn't have a calculator and can't do it himself.

Often used in repetition, i.e. "tadootz tadootz"

Multiply 192.6 times 18.02 times 6 times 56.01 and press enter. Then divide by 142.77 and press enter. Divide by 9, press enter.

TADOOTZ TADOOTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tadootz by erin donnelly March 4, 2011

Tadoots Tadoots 

This term is used when showing the outcome of a calculation or an action.

You add 2 to 4 and "tadoots tadoots" you get six.

We slept together and "tadoots tadoots" she's pregnant.

Tadoots Tadoots by mcnippers March 19, 2011

Tadoot-dadoo 

A hollow cylinder with two open ends, through which one could mimic the sound of a trumpet by stating "tadoot-dadoo" into it.

It's also an onomatopeaia for the sound of a trumpet.

Your basic paper towel tube is a popular tadoot-dadoo. Even better is one of those tubes they use to deliver posters in. The best of all is a tube for a roll of carpet.

Tadoot-dadoo by A. Spears June 22, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012