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A leader in the Broccoli Lynchers Faction otherwise known as Thotimus

Also was the best staff member on pvp.thearchon.net
"Tabering is Thotimus Prime :joy:"
Tabering by 123sozloser December 16, 2019

Alberting 

The act of deriving misconstrued definitions from other words in order to prove your point.
"Dude if you want to hack your computer go and get a feather duster and dust your keyboard." You make no sense man, stop alberting.
Alberting by Valoo February 24, 2015

Talbotting 

Verb.

1- The act of working very hard
2- The act of becoming easily flustered.
3- The act of being generally amazing.
I'm talbotting so hard, I wrote 12 pages in the last hour.

I'm talbotting, there's too many people in the room.

Dude you got a lot of work done.
- Obviously I've been talbotting all day.

Working Amazing Flustered Anxious Nerd
Talbotting by Get it done July 12, 2011

Talkering 

When a group of 3 - 6 people are all talking, and non of the group is listening, they are said to be 'Talkering' ; Talkering is more common with groups of young children, or the older population.

It has been scientifically proven that alcohol increases the likelihood of a Talkering situation.
Look at group of old schools friends, Talkering
Talkering by The cookhouse August 26, 2016
She's such a tab. Thats Tabering for you
Tabering by ItsJDog December 28, 2019

alberting 

The act of shooting a friend on your porch with a .357 revolver. And/Or the act of killing a friend on a FPS such as Call Of Duty or Halo.
WTF! Stop alberting me!
alberting by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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