Taking Dick
"Man, Trader Joe's was awful Sunday. I'd rather be taking dick than step foot back in that place again."
Taking Dick by CalvinSugarWish May 18, 2019
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Taking Dick Modifier
This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.
To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.
TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.
TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??
Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.
**Hot Girl leaves**
Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??
Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.
Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.
**Hot Girl leaves**
Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??
Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.
Taking Dick Modifier by genghis khan swaggggg October 10, 2011
taking dick from the back
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taking a shit or taking a dick
taking a shit or taking a dick by ima90sbb September 20, 2009
Sucking dick and taking names
Sucking dick and taking names is a saying in which you suck someone’s dick and write it down for further viewing. This name could then be used to say you sucked their dick.
Michael- “yo where’s Joey at?”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”
Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”
Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”
Sucking dick and taking names by Jack dancer February 16, 2022
Talking Dick
Talking Dick by Brian C March 30, 2005
Takin dick from the past
Joey Spec: Young Fife i had this fine azz gurl last night.
Young Fife: all damn howd was she doin it?
Joey Spec: Takin dick from the past like nothin else!
Young Fife: all damn howd was she doin it?
Joey Spec: Takin dick from the past like nothin else!
Takin dick from the past by Joey Spectakular June 8, 2009
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