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Take in the milk 

Don't worry, we're hardly going to bump into each other when we take in the milk
Take in the milk by tjakyll February 25, 2011

take in a cock

A rather weird way of saying "to screw up" or "to mess up"
Person 1: "Woah, he definitely screwed up this time!"
Person 2: "Yeah! He really did take in a cock."
take in a cock by D4rk5id3 October 11, 2023

hard to take in 

Something you can't believe or you find hard to believe.
Me:*says unbelievable things*
Jane: Well, unlike your 3 incj penis, this is actually hard to take in.

Me: fuck you Jane.

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight? 

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

Take it in the ass 

1) To express disappointment
2) Slang expression for an unfair/unfortunate event
1) Jeremy took it in the ass on that.
2) Paul took it in the ass when he invested in Worldcom stock
Take it in the ass by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005

Take it in blood 

A street phrase meaning if you're going to rob someone, kill them as well. usually said by the one being robbed as a show of pride because they'd rather be killed then embarrassed by being robbed.

Also an awesome Nas song.
ex. 1
Robber: "Give me your money!"
Victim: "Take it in blood, I'm not going to be embarrassed like this."

ex. 2
Nas: "Time is money when it comes to mine, take it in blood."
Take it in blood by sdmembree February 20, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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