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Take in the milk
Take in the milk by tjakyll February 25, 2011
take in a cock
Person 1: "Woah, he definitely screwed up this time!"
Person 2: "Yeah! He really did take in a cock."
Person 2: "Yeah! He really did take in a cock."
take in a cock by D4rk5id3 October 11, 2023
hard to take in
Me:*says unbelievable things*
Jane: Well, unlike your 3 incj penis, this is actually hard to take in.
Me: fuck you Jane.
Jane: Well, unlike your 3 incj penis, this is actually hard to take in.
Me: fuck you Jane.
hard to take in by TheLibraryGuy July 6, 2019
How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight? by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024
Take it in the ass
Take it in the ass by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005
Take it in blood
A street phrase meaning if you're going to rob someone, kill them as well. usually said by the one being robbed as a show of pride because they'd rather be killed then embarrassed by being robbed.
Also an awesome Nas song.
Also an awesome Nas song.
ex. 1
Robber: "Give me your money!"
Victim: "Take it in blood, I'm not going to be embarrassed like this."
ex. 2
Nas: "Time is money when it comes to mine, take it in blood."
Robber: "Give me your money!"
Victim: "Take it in blood, I'm not going to be embarrassed like this."
ex. 2
Nas: "Time is money when it comes to mine, take it in blood."
Take it in blood by sdmembree February 20, 2013
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.