jakamahaka (jaka ma ha' ka) n., adj. 1. a person whose behavior is predictable 95% of the time in a given situation.
2. A person who in all respects shares personality characteristics with 95% of a given social environment.
3. A person who is surrounded by people with similar tastes, world views, or predispositions to topics worthy of discussion.
4. The state of being or acting like 95% of the people in a given situation
a guy who’s always there. he’ll half-listen just to be nice even if ur being annoying. and he’ll always share a seat or let u sit in his lap. he might ask if he can eat u out and if u take him up on that he’s probably pretty good at it even if u do it on the bathroom floor. he’ll send u memes of how motherfucking beautiful u r every damn day. he can make u feel all gooey inside with his cute ass smile and his eyes peekin out from his hair. sometimes he makes stupid mistakes but everyone knows he’s got a good heart and everyone loves him.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.