takavaha

a guy who’s always there. he’ll half-listen just to be nice even if ur being annoying. and he’ll always share a seat or let u sit in his lap. he might ask if he can eat u out and if u take him up on that he’s probably pretty good at it even if u do it on the bathroom floor. he’ll send u memes of how motherfucking beautiful u r every damn day. he can make u feel all gooey inside with his cute ass smile and his eyes peekin out from his hair. sometimes he makes stupid mistakes but everyone knows he’s got a good heart and everyone loves him.

oh my god is that takavaha?

yea jesus he’s such a fuckin honeypie

takavaha by snailmanthecantaloupe June 27, 2019

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takamahak

The odd sensation felt by certain people when handling peaches or other fuzzy surfaces.

-- Erin Foley

"I had to throw out my carpet because it was giving me takamahak."

takamahak by kaleidoscope8 August 25, 2009

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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