takavaha

a guy who’s always there. he’ll half-listen just to be nice even if ur being annoying. and he’ll always share a seat or let u sit in his lap. he might ask if he can eat u out and if u take him up on that he’s probably pretty good at it even if u do it on the bathroom floor. he’ll send u memes of how motherfucking beautiful u r every damn day. he can make u feel all gooey inside with his cute ass smile and his eyes peekin out from his hair. sometimes he makes stupid mistakes but everyone knows he’s got a good heart and everyone loves him.

oh my god is that takavaha?

yea jesus he’s such a fuckin honeypie

takavaha by snailmanthecantaloupe June 27, 2019

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takamahak

The odd sensation felt by certain people when handling peaches or other fuzzy surfaces.

-- Erin Foley

"I had to throw out my carpet because it was giving me takamahak."

takamahak by kaleidoscope8 August 25, 2009

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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