taint tickler

The growth of facial hair directly beneath a dude's lower lip. Also known as a soul patch.

I wish I could grow a goatee, but all I've got is this mangy taint tickler.

by Ed Gein April 3, 2003

Taint Tickler

Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.

I took had a huge post-Starbucks Taint Tickler today. It was at least 14 inches long.

by royhobbs93 February 20, 2009

Taint Tickler

The grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.

Stay in the lane or else we're gonna hit the taint tickler.

by Moonstomper May 24, 2009

Taint Ticklers

Rumble strips on the road.

AAHHH! TAINT TICKLERS! PULL OVER!

by Mintin Man June 25, 2010

texas taint tickler

When a person tickles the taint with their tongue in a circular motion.

Sally pulled a Texas Taint Tickler on Jim last night.

by Jay Blain June 19, 2006

Tenneseee taint tickler

A sex position in which a toothpick is stuck down the tip of your penis and a marshmallow is stuck into the crevices of the girls Anal cavity during anal sex the goal is to stick the toothpick into the marshmallow and with drawl it from her ass hole

Yo jack kiselsa trying to go do the tenneseee taint tickler

by Jackhasaids May 26, 2018

twin turbo taint tickler

* One who is fond of the taint

* A person whom uses both hands to tickle taints at a rapid speed

* Someone who unsuspectedly tickles taints

* Two fingered fast taint tickler

* Someone who tickles taints at the speed of sound, also known as The Tingly Watson and The French Tickler

I was sexually assaulted by the twin turbo taint tickler

by Ali Winehouse August 6, 2011