noun
Type of sexually intimate apparel worn by women (when not at bingo). Especially appreciated by men with a dinner lady fixation.
I was in Ann Summers the other day looking at their tabardgerie range. I bought one for my girlfriend who is really into scooping cold dollops of mash onto my cock. When she's not at bingo that is.
a different way to say retarded so you don't feel bad when u say it. and also no one can be medically diagnosed as tararded so you aren't directly insulting anyone