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dutch’s Plan for some reason he became obsessed with Tahiti and becoming a mango farming
Dutch “I have a plan Arthur.”
Arthur “Let me guess Dutch.”
Both “Tahiti.”
Tahiti by Toaster strudel 5268 October 13, 2020
Related Words
tahif • tahir • tahiti • Tahira • taif • Tahirah • tahiya • Tarif • Tahi • tariff
Taifur Islam Likhon is a person who thinks a girl in 10th grade is "Universityr Aunty" ("Aunty of an university") and "Bura beti" ("Old woman")
Tamimplayz: wanna request daddy Kim to nuke Bangladesh?
Tamimplayz: I called him and he hung up saying some ching cheng hanji shit 💀
Taifur: ching cheng hanji means I ain't nuking that already destroyed country
Taifur by Tamimplayz April 18, 2023

tshifhiwa 

A loyal friend,always trying to bring good into all situations ,hilarious always cracking good jokes and making everyone laugh, smart and quick with come backs, a person u can tell everything to and he will help make the best of the situation.
If you have a problem you should go to tshifhiwa.
tshifhiwa by Poppingcandy_18 August 15, 2017
She is an amazing, wonderful and a really kind person. In our country, Taif is a girl. She has this amazing aura that everyone loves being around here. She is the type of girl to never let you down but she can be annoying at times. Don't ever miss the chance of talking to Taif, or you have missed half of your life.
Girl 1: Taif is amazing and I wanna be her friend.
Girl 2: ya me too.
Taif by Kindperson😊 November 27, 2018
verb
To calculate net income for tax purposes by adjusting GAAP net income for the differences between GAAP and tax treatments.

The term was originally coined by Tran Chung, a Chartered Accountant while he lectured taxation at the University of British Columbia.
The tax final requires students to taxify net income.

Taxified income contains 50% of meals and entertainment expenses.

taxify by Taxavoider December 17, 2008
U may be thinking what is a Tahir, well a Tahir is a person of many traits. He is a very down to earth person and can be seen to have a big heart for anyone it doesn’t matter wether they are new or old people in his life or wether they play a big factor. A Tahir is extremely good looking, this means that a Tahir will have a variety of options. He a huge penis. Tahir is not a player but doesn’t want anything until he finds the right one. Your lucky if ur the right one as a Tahir is extremely loyal once he has you it’s ride or die. Furthermore a Tahir is very intellectual. He loves money but isn’t greedy and whenever he has something he will share it with the needy. A Tahir is what everyone needs in there life.
Tahir: is needed in everyone’s life
Tahir by Bdndhddhdh October 13, 2019
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