taffeinate
The act of stretching one's scrotum so that it becomes loose and workable, akin to how the sweet candy taffy is manufactured.
taffeinate by luciusburkus November 10, 2018
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caffeinated
caffeinated by Hackermom November 10, 2005
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caffeinate
Boss: There you are, let's get straight down to work.
Employee: Not so fast, I gotta caffeinate first!
Employee: Not so fast, I gotta caffeinate first!
caffeinate by m f luder August 23, 2011
Caffeinated Cheerleader
Ashley Hall - "Caffeinated Cheerleader" The hot girl in the T-mobile ads who drank to much cherry coke and had one too many servings of Lucky Charms who is seen in a T-mobile evaluation center chatting away with her girlfriend about boycotting tuna, getting her head stuck in a sunroof, then he was like "Whateverrrr" and I was like "Whateverrrr"
Caffeinated Cheerleader by DEVGRU June 20, 2006
caffeinatedyak
A giant dancing purple vagina that shoots out donuts when the moon is ripe and full. Approach with extreme caution and offerings.
See duck
See duck
caffeinatedyak by kaYdetanieffac August 16, 2003
caffeinated bowels
Guy 1: "I have caffeinated bowels. They won't stop moving."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."
caffeinated bowels by freakylouise December 23, 2010
taffeite
taffeite by lovegoodslover January 11, 2021
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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