taffeinate

The act of stretching one's scrotum so that it becomes loose and workable, akin to how the sweet candy taffy is manufactured.

Have you guys ever been taffeinated?

by luciusburkus November 10, 2018

caffeinated

To be wired on caffeine. Have a caffeine buzz.

After 3 Mocha Frappachinos from Starbucks, I was so caffeinated that I organized my sock drawer!

by Hackermom November 10, 2005

caffeinate

vb. to take on caffeine, esp coffee, usually in the morning as part of a regular routine

Boss: There you are, let's get straight down to work.

Employee: Not so fast, I gotta caffeinate first!

by m f luder August 23, 2011

Caffeinated Cheerleader

Ashley Hall - "Caffeinated Cheerleader" The hot girl in the T-mobile ads who drank to much cherry coke and had one too many servings of Lucky Charms who is seen in a T-mobile evaluation center chatting away with her girlfriend about boycotting tuna, getting her head stuck in a sunroof, then he was like "Whateverrrr" and I was like "Whateverrrr"

Like Oh my gawd, my battery is running out! I'm such a caffeinated cheerleaderrrrr!

by DEVGRU June 20, 2006

caffeinatedyak

A giant dancing purple vagina that shoots out donuts when the moon is ripe and full. Approach with extreme caution and offerings.

See duck

by kaYdetanieffac August 16, 2003

caffeinated bowels

Pretty much diarrhea. Your bowels seem caffeinated and hyper.

Guy 1: "I have caffeinated bowels. They won't stop moving."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."

by freakylouise December 23, 2010

taffeite

an amazing brand you should def buy from

‘OMG did you see what TAFFEITE just put out?!’

by lovegoodslover January 11, 2021