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tacitonic 

A drink that causes the imbiber to become reserved and uncommunicative.
"Kyle is so loud and obnoxious when he's intoxicated. Someone pour him a tacitonic."
tacitonic by The Serious Club January 8, 2021

Camp Taconic 

Camp Taconic is a sleepaway camp located in Hinsdale, Massachusetts. Almost everyone is very kind-hearted, while some people can be very jappy. It's a place that'll always make you laugh, and will never disappoint. If you're younger, don't go to the old waterski dock or teen snack. Don't be scared if you see a man yelling hasteens! If you like to be goofy and make lifelong memories, camp taconic is the place for you!
person 1 : "Where are you going to camp this summer?"
person 2 : "Oh, I'm going to camp taconic!"
Steve burke : "1, 2, 3, HASTEENS!!!"
Camp Taconic by person01235 September 6, 2019

Tectonic Shit 

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Tectonic Shit by Technobish October 31, 2017

Tectonic Meat Slippage 

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.
Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

Flesh Tectonics 

The overlapping and constant movement of the flabs of skin on the obese man's abdomen.
My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.
Flesh Tectonics by Roadside Jesus September 25, 2009

Party Tectonics

the movement of one or more people making their way through a large mass of other people (e.g. A crowd) in order to get a better view of a stage or to another location of the room, much like plate tectonics
The flow of party tectonics has a south eastern strike going to the keg.
Party Tectonics by Lichimae January 7, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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