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tableless 

1. This is what you need to do to be promoted quickly in a Company.
2. This is an "under the table" strategy but promotes you faster since there is no table to limit the person when executing the deed to his boss.
3. Best combined with the word CSS (see def #7 of css)
1. Cher is a new hire from the company. After applying
tableless CSS with his boss. she was immediately promoted to be a Team Leader.
tableless by josérizal February 28, 2010
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Tasteless 

1. Most commonly, a descriptive term for someone that is lacking in taste. Someone who lacks the ability to recognize things that are of a low-quality.

2. Can also refer to someone or something that lacks basic tact or decency.

3. In a literal sense, lacking any sort of flavor.

4. Michael Bay.
1. Joey's choices in crappy pop-music reveal him to be somewhat tasteless when it comes to entertainment.

2. The new comedy opening in theaters this week is rather tasteless, with some really mean-spirited displays of misogyny.

3. "Honey, those gluten-free rolls you bought me last week for my diet were almost completely tasteless!"

4. Michael Bay. Tasteless. 'Nuff said.
Tasteless by TeddyStix October 2, 2014

tableness 

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.
How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!
tableness by Niels Bohring February 19, 2010
When a person's butt sticks out horizontally so u can pull up a chair and eat of their ass
That lady has a tableass, now i dont have to find a table.
Tableass by JAlopie January 18, 2008

tameless 

something or someone that can't be controlled
don't try to manipulate him he's tameless
tameless by PurpleOWL13 August 15, 2017

tablessarium 

The vacant area located immediately above one's browser window and adjacent to any and all tabs which may or may not be already present.
"If you need a new tab, just double-click in the tablessarium."

tasteless asscheek 

When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.

This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.
Person 1: you know what your stupid.
Person 2: well your a tasteless asscheek
tasteless asscheek by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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