Tapableness 

On a grading scale from 0 to 10 the urge a man has to make sexy time with some chick.

Guy: She's fine.
Guy 2: Oh she's got a tapableness rating of 9.6 dawg!

Tapableness by Jordyn Michaud August 9, 2007

tableness 

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.

How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!

tableness by Niels Bohring February 19, 2010