just like spakol, A fusion of Spa and Kantot! A "special" service offered in a "special" spa for REAL men!
by josérizal October 27, 2010

1. When an ass of a woman is one level below its normal position arranged by God.
2. Usually from over sex, a woman's ass sags down one level below the normal alignment from its normal position.
2. Usually from over sex, a woman's ass sags down one level below the normal alignment from its normal position.
by josérizal March 09, 2010

Jose: WOW! will you look at that boobies, happiness starts at 34B!
Stranger: ooohh.. now that's optic orb!
Stranger: ooohh.. now that's optic orb!
by josérizal January 15, 2011

-A (prisoner)agent(slave) receiving calls in a Call Center company or any company that involves taking calls for product support or information inquiries from consumers.
-Victims of involuntary termination due to unknown political reasons from the Management.
-Victims of involuntary termination due to unknown political reasons from the Management.
Pete: What's your job bro!
Joe: I'm a call boy!
Pete: Fuuuuckk!! Me too, we need to get a "real job" someday..
Joe: I hope so Pete.. I hope so.. Once a call boy, will always be a call boy. *sniff
Joe: I'm a call boy!
Pete: Fuuuuckk!! Me too, we need to get a "real job" someday..
Joe: I hope so Pete.. I hope so.. Once a call boy, will always be a call boy. *sniff
by josérizal February 18, 2011

1. Also known as "Gloria Vat"
2. It's a Value Added Tax of the former President of the Philippines - Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. Mostly the victim of the said tax are the middle class citizen in the Philippines. 30% of their monthly salary have to go to the pocket of government officials also known as stolen money. Elite class and Squatter class is not suffering from this kind of anomaly.
2. It's a Value Added Tax of the former President of the Philippines - Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. Mostly the victim of the said tax are the middle class citizen in the Philippines. 30% of their monthly salary have to go to the pocket of government officials also known as stolen money. Elite class and Squatter class is not suffering from this kind of anomaly.
Man 1: Bro, how much is your monthly salary and how much is your tax?
Man 2: Well, my monthly salary is 10,000 Php but my monthly tax is 5,245.
Man 1: How come?
Man 2: There's G-Vat, SSS, pag-ibig, philhealth deductions and all the scamming tactics of corrupt people in the Philippines.
Man 2: Well, my monthly salary is 10,000 Php but my monthly tax is 5,245.
Man 1: How come?
Man 2: There's G-Vat, SSS, pag-ibig, philhealth deductions and all the scamming tactics of corrupt people in the Philippines.
by josérizal October 03, 2010

1. This is what you need to do to be promoted quickly in a Company.
2. This is an "under the table" strategy but promotes you faster since there is no table to limit the person when executing the deed to his boss.
3. Best combined with the word CSS (see def #7 of css)
2. This is an "under the table" strategy but promotes you faster since there is no table to limit the person when executing the deed to his boss.
3. Best combined with the word CSS (see def #7 of css)
1. Cher is a new hire from the company. After applying
tableless CSS with his boss. she was immediately promoted to be a Team Leader.
tableless CSS with his boss. she was immediately promoted to be a Team Leader.
by josérizal February 28, 2010

1. A cock sucker who will do anything to be noticed by a group of higher social standing. This can be in a school, workplace or a social networking sites.
2. A kiss ass
3. +1
4. hero
5. Fake
2. A kiss ass
3. +1
4. hero
5. Fake
SUPERVISOR:
Team,
Let’s always follow the break schedule provided by WFM on a daily basis. The reason why we have alternate breaks is to make sure that there are always people manning the queue.
HOTDOG!:
I take myself as an example even if I am on break, I still take calls. I’m assigned to Cases for example while browsing pictures of model, updating tipidPC posts and browsing facebook, when there's a call in my colleagues phone, I still take the call. In my FACE-book, that’s called Teamwork!
Team,
Let’s always follow the break schedule provided by WFM on a daily basis. The reason why we have alternate breaks is to make sure that there are always people manning the queue.
HOTDOG!:
I take myself as an example even if I am on break, I still take calls. I’m assigned to Cases for example while browsing pictures of model, updating tipidPC posts and browsing facebook, when there's a call in my colleagues phone, I still take the call. In my FACE-book, that’s called Teamwork!
by josérizal January 15, 2011
