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Table fish 

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.
Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?
Table fish by Devo09 July 12, 2024

fishwives' tale 

story or talk that one cannot believe in; incredible story or talk.
Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I raised my hand to hit him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale. Ha! Ha! Ha!
fishwives' tale by uttam maharjan September 25, 2011

fisherman's tale

A quick response when someone is telling a story (lie) about anything (usually about fish or sex).
Poser: "Dude, I was at this party and I hooked up with three of the cheerleaders from school! You should have been there!"

Dude: "Oh fisherman's tale. You couldn't hook up with any of the geeks as opposed to three of the cheerleader. Poser."
fisherman's tale by kuro musha August 9, 2006

fisherman's tale

To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.
My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.

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fisherman's tale by TBag420 February 7, 2009

fishwives' tale 

Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I stared at him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale.
fishwives' tale by uttam maharjan August 13, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026