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v. The state of being limited in movement or activity by a tabby cat, usually after it has positioned itself on one's lap or directly in the center of whatever one is working on.
I wanted to get a glass of water, but I've been tabbied, so I'm still thirsty.
I would have finished typing my thesis but my keyboard got tabbied all weekend.
tabbied by T.G. Reaver January 20, 2016
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An amazingly beautiful person who everyone wants to be friends with. She’s extremely kind but can be rude at times but she has the warmest heart you’ll ever see in a human. Her looks make others extremely jealous but she doesn’t notice because she’s modest. She’s kind,funny,smart and all the things you look for in a soulmate. Ask anyone, a Tabbie is wifey material.
Dude 1:Jesus Christ, did u see Tabbie yesterday? She was so godamn sexy!
Dude 2:I think I got a boner when I saw her!
To be slightly depressed and incredibly lethargic. Extreme pessimism. A loss of desire to do anything. Can cry at any moment.
When Aiden failed four classes and swam slow in his swim meet he felt tabbed out.

When Aiden decided to wear a hand-me down sweater and hang Christmas lights in July, his extreme tabbness was displayed.

It was obvious that Aiden was tabbed when he continuously replayed a specific Simon and Garfunkle song and hadn't showered in 11 days.
tabbed by Sir Flans A Lot June 11, 2008

Tabbed Bluebook 

1. A copy of "The Uniform System of Citation" carefully annotated by a law student seeking a position on Law Journal.
2. A book whose owner should shampoo a crotch.
"This campsite is rad, too bad it has no shower."
"Not to worry -- Mads has a tabbed bluebook."
"Really? Sweet."
Tabbed Bluebook by HarrierPride March 26, 2008
One who is high because of smoking weed or taking any other kind of drugs
Dude1: We shouldn't waste the time here, better we leave now..
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: I think it ain't gonna benefit us talking to this guy. This guy seems to be "TABBED"
TABBED by Machampadi June 12, 2018

tabbed out

Tabbed Out generaly means one pressed Alt and Tab on the key board to minimize a program.
Illfated Fat is a prime example of tabbed out. This person is tabbed out of a program more than anyone else in the WHOLE WORLD. Everyday people talked to her, and do they get a reply sometimes. Most often Five - Twenty minutes later they get sorry was tabbed out of game what did you say? It gets funny but after awhile people tend to know that she is tabbed out.

The definition of tabbed out is Illfated Fat since this certain individual is tabbed out more than any other person.

I am sure if one should ever decide to look up tabbed out in a dictionary they would find a picture of Illfated Fat. <3
tabbed out by wall117 March 23, 2008

alt-tabbed 

Accidentally hitting alt and tab, changing the program you are currently in. This is most irritating when you are playing an online game that takes up the entire screen.
Damnit, I alt-tabbed and lost sound. Brb gg.
alt-tabbed by min.dan June 16, 2003
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