t.l. 

something that is so absolutely ridiculous you just can't even imagine something like that happening

person 1: yea he ejaculated in her eye and she had to go to the hospital.
person 2: omigosh that's so t.l.

t.l. by lola s. March 23, 2010

T.L. 

To admit or cave in to something, when its not necessary or fully being the cause of your own down fall, fucking up very bad, smoking to much pot

"bro i almost pulled a T.L. in there when the principal said i was gonna get o.s.s"- Alex

"hahah that would have sucked! YOU would have felt like Tom hahahaha!!!!!!" - Tyler

T.L. by Tyler Williamson/Alex Suozzo December 23, 2008

t/l 

an abbreviation of translator. As in translating from one language to another.
frequently used when referring to people who take to raw version of manga and put the translated English version in place of the Japanese

We need a t/l for bleach this week

t/l by Mistress Grimm April 17, 2011

T.L.T.M 

T-talk

L-Less
T-Twerk
M-More

Text convo: "Dude all the chicks at this party suck!"
Reply:"Yea, I wish they would T.L.T.M!"

T.L.T.M by bigDaddyLonglegs September 19, 2011

T.L.W.G 

Its a Tumblr gang or die!

It is short for Thug life whats good!

Bob:whats T.L.W.G?

Joe:thug life whats good nigga!

Joe:Fuck the cyber police!

Bob:lol okay T.L.W.G foreva!

T.L.W.G by JonMoose July 22, 2010

T.L.W.G 

Its a Tumblr gang or die! It is short for Thug life whats good!

Guy; Girl you cute .

Girl; no im not .

Guy: Then bitch you ugly , T.L.W.G

THUG LIFE WUSS GOOD , YA SMELL ME .

-AXLDADDY

T.L.W.G by T.L.W.G July 26, 2010

T.L.N.D 

Written at the end of wherever you write yours and the love of your life's names

*-*tlnd*-*Ross Luv'z Gemma 4eternity*-*tlnd*-*

T.L.N.D by Ross October 22, 2004