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kaito isn’t hot 

Something only people who have common sense know/j
Show this to your friends if they think kaito is hot. He isn’t.
kaito isn’t hot by Wonderhoy November 12, 2022

Hot T-Bone Steak 

Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.
After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.

Don't get hot! 

This phrase is commonly used to tell someone to settle down before they become overly angry or upset. Italians tend to use this phrase more often than other nationalities.
Amanda: I skipped class today and I just realized I might have missed a test!

Anthony: Don't get hot!

Amanda: Ok.
Don't get hot! by strawberryamanda September 22, 2008

Don't touch my hot sauce 

When somebody messes with something you like
I told bob don't touch my hot sauce when he tried to steal my food.
Don't touch my hot sauce by Iimhow January 29, 2017

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do
stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it
A woman attractive only be the standars of the mostly male, mostly geek filled Information Technology sector.

A average looking woman who instantly becomes more attractive as she is one of the few women in a male dominated I.T. working environment.
"Dude, that chick is a 10" - Sam
"Take a look at this room bro, she's the only one who has boobs and doesn't program in Pearl... she's I.T. hot, but in the real world a 4 at most "- John
I.T. Hot by John the Heeb March 8, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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