H.O.T.L.

Hoe On The Low

She has people thinking she's all about commitment. Shit dead as fuck, everybody knows she's a H.O.T.L.

H.O.T.L. by black_hooker July 17, 2015

H.O.T.L.

When a hot girl takes out her ovaries proceeds to pretend like she is talking on the phone with them then leasing them out as chew toys for dogs.

Guy 1: Did you hear about becky last night?
Guy 2: no what happened?
Guy1: She lives streamed her H.O.T.L. on twitter!

H.O.T.L. by THATFLASHYGUY July 6, 2016

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n 

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n by LittleT March 19, 2012

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

P.T.L.O.H. 

Praise the Lord on High.

Used often in a sarcastic way.

Oh, look, my midterm is tomorrow and I haven't studied. P.T.L.O.H.

P.T.L.O.H. by lifeiswonderful August 27, 2009

u.h.l.o.t.s.w.h.g.l.a.c.h 

Ugly Hoe living on the street with her Godzilla looking ass circle head.

“ That girl… she’s def a u.h.l.o.t.s.w.h.g.l.a.c.h..”

u.h.l.o.t.s.w.h.g.l.a.c.h by womanwonder June 17, 2021

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011