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When someone is begging or whining for you to suck their nuts.
Marvin killed Tito on a video game and proceeded to t-bag.
Tito: Don't t-beg me you slut.
Marvin proceeds to spam crouch.
t-beg by pseudonavel June 1, 2018
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don't beg it 

when someone is attractive and knows it.. and wants you to tell them, usually over Facebook photos.
girl: omg i'm so fat in my new profile pic!
boy: no you're not...
girl: but i am!!!
boy: don't beg it

....girl clearly thinks she isn't, otherwise wouldn't have uploaded said picture..
don't beg it by clarksonnn April 10, 2011

don't beg it 

Commonly used when someone decides to stretch it, like they want it to be heard.
mandem1: says a SMALL joke*
mandem2: NAHHH THAT WAS TOO JOKES, proceeds to constantly repeat it*
mandem1: broski don't beg it..
don't beg it by versaski December 26, 2022

Don't beg 

1.A phrase used when you want someone to stop begging or whining.

2.Something to say when your friends tell you to suck their dick.
1. someone: please please please let me borrow your pen.
someone else: please...don't beg

2.Someone: hey
Someone else: yo
Someone: I hate the color of your shoelaces.
Someone else: well suck my dick
Someone: don't beg
*crowd goes HOT DAMN*
Don't beg by mythyasha November 6, 2009

Don’t beg it 

When someone is just fucking begging it and you just need to tell them to fuck off and stop begging it
Claire: have you got a bud I can bacci
Literally everyone else: For fucks sake don’t beg it
Don’t beg it by Yesboys45 October 28, 2020

Don't be a beg

When a girl/boy doesn't like you (anymore) but you don't get the hint.
Boy: how is Danielle ?

Girl: why don't you ask her yourself.

Boy: she doesn't want to speak to me.

Girl: don't be a beg.
Don't be a beg by moseph. June 11, 2021

beggars can't be choosers 

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it
person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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