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t he
It’s another misspelling of the word the it’s like teh but it’s t he it’s used when you type fast and accidentally put a space between the “t” and the “he” its a simple nuisance by your retarded brain.
Guy 1: yo where are we gonna hang my broskie
Guy 2: I think we shall hang at t he movie theater or t he skatepark
Guy 1: ok that sounds very epic and very cashmoney
Guy 2: I think we shall hang at t he movie theater or t he skatepark
Guy 1: ok that sounds very epic and very cashmoney
t he by Underloved pice of milk February 24, 2020
He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!
He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! — The epitaph of any dead snitch that thought that the witness protection program would keep him safe.
A member of the community standing over a bullet riddled body with a rat in each hand and one shoved in its mouth:
“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”
“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”
He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 9, 2023
i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me
i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me by bipolarassbitch March 15, 2022
Won't HE do it ?
"won't HE do it? " is when the grill master Mike Evans shows up in your FB timeline unexpectedly without warning or notice; but with a whole lot of SMOKE, BRISKET, RIBS, and PORK BUTT . . . gently reminding YOU that HE is about to bless folks with his barbecue
Won't HE do it ? by 123_Reptile August 9, 2019
Well he’s Scottish isn’t he
Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent
Well he’s Scottish isn’t he by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭
HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"
Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭 by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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