T-Bench 

The Friends gang sit on their couch in Central Perk drinking coffee, however we dont drink coffee so we sit on a T-Bench in full view of the playground, drinking our Tea out of a thermos.

Oh look, theres the Tea-Girls sitting on the T-Bench!

T-Bench by essexgal June 2, 2004

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub 

Literally the most retarded porn video I could find.

yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub by yuH homie February 18, 2019

benche’t 

Benche’t is a hell of weldor. You won’t find another one like this. He can fuck, fight, and weld pipe all night. He slings the slag and burns the gas and loves a fat ass. A weldor that you will never pass.

Why don’t you go get you a Benche’t? He’s a hell of a weldor.

benche’t by UselessJuice January 17, 2021

Dr T from boom beach 

Dr T from boom beach is an event character from Supercells hit game, Boom Beach. Don't steal his plans.

Person A: I stole Dr T from boom beach's plans last night!
Person B: You can't do that stealing is illegal.

Dr T from boom beach by Bingus the second November 18, 2020

Don't Trash My Beach 

When someone tries to ruin something you thought was cool. Similar to the phrase "Don't rain on my parade"

Guy " mmm this coffee is delicious."
Guys friend "is it fair trade?"
Guy "Don't Trash My Beach"

"I thought you said it was going to be nice?"

"Dude, Don't Trash My Beach."

Don't Trash My Beach by Goddessamani March 13, 2019

you don't bring sand to the beach 

you don't bring your girlfreind or Women to a party or event where there will already be plenty of available pussy (saying originated by EF in 1988)

bringing women or dates when it's not necessary (you don't bring sand to the beach)

you don't bring sand to the beach by FOX1970 November 19, 2011