essexgal's definitions

Tard

A person who is not good enough to be a retard. Socialy lower than a geek and may be slightly mentally deformed.

If you live in essex you are a tard.

by essexgal June 1, 2004

Tea-Girl

A girl who sits on the T-Bench drinking her tea from a thermos flask.

Oh there's Emma and Kate the Tea-Girls!

by essexgal June 2, 2004

Gayish

Someone who is slightly gay, who acts camp. They may be too young to realise they are actually gay.

Jeff is gayish, he plays footy like a ballerina.

by essexgal December 17, 2004

trannyslag

A man/boy who wears dresses or female clothes for pleasure, but also is a slag.

Joe is a trannyslag, just look at his huge, dress-like shirt.

by essexgal June 2, 2004

T-Bench

The Friends gang sit on their couch in Central Perk drinking coffee, however we dont drink coffee so we sit on a T-Bench in full view of the playground, drinking our Tea out of a thermos.

Oh look, theres the Tea-Girls sitting on the T-Bench!

by essexgal June 2, 2004