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szmul by Dan Slavic July 30, 2016
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simulflush
the act of flushing the toilet simultaneously while defecating in order to not let people hear embarassing noises coming out of your ass
(Roger and Dave using the urinal)
Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
simulflush by brooskitooski November 7, 2010
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silly simulator
silly simulator by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021
Simultemporal
The nature of time as being simultaneous rather than sequential or linear. The experience of living time all at once, of past and future being equally present and equidistant.
The simultemporal experience was transformative, providing clarification of issues as diverse as the questions of free will and destiny, and the nature of death.
Simultemporal by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019
hat simulator
"What were you doing last night?"
"TF2"
"You mean that hat game?"
"Its not all about hats"
"The game is basically a hat simulator"
"TF2"
"You mean that hat game?"
"Its not all about hats"
"The game is basically a hat simulator"
hat simulator by Dontaskaboutcake April 4, 2015
Goat Simulator
A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.
I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.
Goat Simulator by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014
Shmule Bar
Shmule Bar by Jmpmarciano June 5, 2022
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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