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A word used to describe anything repugnant, foul-smelling, slutty or agitating.
"Dude what's that smell?"
"Sorry man, I took a giant Shmulia in the washroom"

"Do not wear that out tonight, you look like an absolute shmule"

"Stop singing, you're shmuliating me"

Peter took the girl back to her apartment but once his senses kicked in he noticed that not only was she "Shmulia" looking, she smelt like complete shmule. He decided to ask her to leave before it turned into a shmulaster.
Shmulia by HaseyBatten October 1, 2011
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a shmulia is a person who is VERY pretty , but often doesn't think it .
when someone tells the Shmulia she is pretty , she doesn't accept it and fights back.
a Shmulia is also a very good friend, and can give you lots of tips. Shmulia's tend to get all the boys.
Sydney : Hey look , over there.
Cassi : Dude ! She's a Shmulia !
Shmulia by shymdneysheps May 13, 2011
in hebrew, the nickname for the male sexual organ. (also called: bulbul, zain, shmul, pinnes, lior narkis, mushon)
come sit on my shmulik (in russian: peshol nahuy)
shmulik by moshe simerotic March 13, 2005

shmuliosis 

The insane buzz resulting after a nicotine break
Guy 1: Holy Fucking Shit! After a month off that hit sent me into Shmuliosis!
Guy 2: That’s a Cookout Moment right there!
Someone with great values.. sometimes, very charismatic. Can NOT use technology or understand it, also a very awkward fella. Great man overall
Oh, He's such a Shmulik, he doesn't understand ##instagram.
shmulik by likeisbestway5 July 9, 2019
A way of describing perfectly rounded breasts
Look at the shmula's on that
Shmula by ShmulaLover May 9, 2011

shwulian 

A boy in your squad, who always does sh!t and almost noone likes him.
OMG, he is such a shwulian.
shwulian by limpfoo January 26, 2017
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