Shmuley

Shmuley is a new, incurable sexually transmitted infection that exclusively affects individuals with strong Zionist beliefs. This disease is contracted through the unsanitary handling of dildos, spreading rapidly among those with a penchant for questionable hygiene practices in their intimate activities. Symptoms include an unquenchable thirst for power, an insatiable desire for control, and a heightened sense of entitlement, often leading to the victim's eventual isolation from their peers.

When Tom found out he had contracted the incurable Shmuley STD, he couldn't help but blame it on his Zionist tendencies and the dirty dildo he had been wrangling.

Shmuley - A new, incurable STD affecting Zionists

Dirty Dildo Disease - A slang term for Shmuley

Zionist Wrangler - A person with a penchant for unsanitary intimate practices and strong Zionist beliefs

Shmuley Syndrome - The set of symptoms associated with the Shmuley STD

Shmuley Spreader - An individual who unintentionally transmits the Shmuley STD through their unsanitary habits

Shmuley by Free Palestine ♥️🇵🇸 February 21, 2024

Shmuley

Typically this term refers to a rhetorical strategy where the speaker attacks the character, motive, or some other attribute of the person making an argument rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself. This avoids genuine debate by creating a personal attack as a diversion often using a totally irrelevant, but often highly charged attribute of the opponent's character or background. The most common form of this fallacy is "A" makes a claim of "fact," to which "B" asserts that "A" has a personal trait, quality or physical attribute that is repugnant thereby going entirely off-topic, and hence "B" concludes that "A" has their "fact" wrong - without ever addressing the point of the debate.

"you are such a Shmuley". "you are acting like a Shmuley". "He/she is being a Shmuley". "They Shmuley everytime"

Shmuley by Fromthesky February 21, 2024

shmuley

Shmuley (noun): Residual fecal matter adhering to the surface of a recently dislodged butt plug.

"After removing the butt plug, he was dismayed to discover traces of shmuley remaining, necessitating thorough cleaning."

shmuley by UpittyWigger March 26, 2024

The unholy shmuley won't let me speak 

You say "the unholy shmuley won't let me speak" When someone keeps on interrupting you or when you are debating with someone and you want to trivialize him and his arguments

- say it, say it, say it, say hamas are terroristes
- the unholy shmuley won't let me speak

The unholy shmuley won't let me speak by Yang007 December 8, 2023

Shmule Bar 

Another name for a nic stick, chooch, smack, vape

Cheddy let me tap the Shmule bar

Shmule Bar by Jmpmarciano June 5, 2022

Shmule Bar 

Describing a disposable vape.

Hey bro can I get a hit of your shmule bar before we leave?

Shmule Bar by sttryke June 2, 2022

shmule 

Another term for a disposable/cheap vape (juuls, kangs, bidis, etc)

Hey bro, cool if i tap your shmule before i dip out?

shmule by ShamokinThunderclap69 January 27, 2022