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Automatically systematic
A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.
Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."
Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."
Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"
Willie: "Automatically systematic."
Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."
Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"
Willie: "Automatically systematic."
Automatically systematic by MofistolRobinson March 25, 2009
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systemic victimhood
All of the factors in a social system that that perpetuate, enable, and incentivize the adoption of identities based in victimhood.
"Why are people listing their ailments in their Twitter bios?"
"Oh, it's a great way to rack up intersectional points and climb up a few tiers in the victim hierarchy."
"Why would they want to do that?"
"Because with victimhood comes a whole bunch of perks. If you are a victim, you always have an excuse to fail. You always have a hypothetical oppressor to blame. You are given license to censure anyone who disagrees with you. You receive an abundance of pity. And best of all, you get to envision yourself as the noble underdog struggling in the next big civil rights movement!"
"That sounds pathological."
"That's because it is... and it is all a product of systemic victimhood."
"Oh, it's a great way to rack up intersectional points and climb up a few tiers in the victim hierarchy."
"Why would they want to do that?"
"Because with victimhood comes a whole bunch of perks. If you are a victim, you always have an excuse to fail. You always have a hypothetical oppressor to blame. You are given license to censure anyone who disagrees with you. You receive an abundance of pity. And best of all, you get to envision yourself as the noble underdog struggling in the next big civil rights movement!"
"That sounds pathological."
"That's because it is... and it is all a product of systemic victimhood."
systemic victimhood by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
operating systemist
Discrimination against an operating system.
Hey is Photoshop available for Linux?
no
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operating systemist by greenghost110 November 11, 2021
Systemic Dysgenics
An evil pervasive phenomenon in which "politicians" weaponize fake altruism to multiply dependents and erode the nuclear family by forcible transfer of resources from beings engaged in monogamous responsible k-selected behavior to beings that practice promiscuous, irresponsible r-selected behavior.
The most telling sign that America is doomed is the unending transfer of energy and resources from intact nuclear families to promiscuous fickle single mothers of (often) multiple children from different equally degenerate absent fathers; the systemic dysgenics of social welfare is proliferating and incentivizing r-selected behavior in an ecosystem already in peril.
Systemic Dysgenics by Patriot007 September 26, 2021
Systemtic Deception
Jimmy falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception
Marys systemic deception prevented her from believing in our creator.
The act of making a people believe something that's false through various systems like schools, churches, pseudo science, cosmology, evolution and other forms of indoctrination in order too control a false narrative.
Marys systemic deception prevented her from believing in our creator.
The act of making a people believe something that's false through various systems like schools, churches, pseudo science, cosmology, evolution and other forms of indoctrination in order too control a false narrative.
Systemtic Deception by Scotovna November 12, 2020
Systemic racism
1.Racism based in a system used to discriminate against a minority in subtle but important ways I.e. housing inequality,underfunded predominantly black schools, over policing/arrest quotas, and voter id laws
2. Something that white people deny is real despite never experiencing it because they live in a system meant to benefit them.
2. Something that white people deny is real despite never experiencing it because they live in a system meant to benefit them.
1. “Hey why is Jamal crying.” “Because he realized every day in his life is gonna be a struggle due to systemic racism.”
Systemic racism by Doublefuckyou April 29, 2021
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