Systemism 

Systemism is a philosophy founded by a young, California born, aspiring philosopher by the name of Dakota Spann.

The First Tenant of Systemism is:

Every conscious entity with the ability to feel both happiness and non-happiness logically has from thence a direct, intrinsic and unalienable purpose to pursue the former.

The Second Tenant of Systemism is:

The way in which happiness can be most logically obtained is through an integrated system on an individual's environment which applies the desired outcome of the first tenant universally. That is, a system which causes the most happiness for every individual contained within it.

The Basic Statement of Systemism:

Happiness is purpose and knowing how to best obtain it is morality.

Systemism is the base for a truly civil society.

Systemism by my_name_is_Freedo March 11, 2010

Systemism 

Systemism is an extension of Ethical Egosim which not only states that an individual's own personal pleasure ought to be their highest goal, but also adds that the pleasure of others has a large positive effect on their own pleasure.

Systemists pursue the pleasure of others for their own sake.

According to Systemism: Kindness is selfishness and selfishness is righteousness.

Systemism by The_Optimist September 29, 2010

Systems Administrator 

A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.

Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.

Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!

Systems Administrator by Itwasnotme February 4, 2010

Cyberdyne Systems 

Small electronic business invested in offering assistants to help customers. Investors are bullish on their ipo set to release some time in the 90s

Cyberdyne systems model 101 is a favorite among users

Cyberdyne Systems by Cerebrex May 17, 2023

Payment Systems Way 

Tthe act of training through planned failure. Giving a suborninate a job they do not have the ability to complete, then ripping them a new asshole for fucking it up.

Jerry gave Robert that to do.. there is no way he knows how to do that... thats training the payment systems way

Payment Systems Way by theExpress December 9, 2008

Lightspeed Systems 

A crappy web filter used by schools to block everything good on the internet. The filter blocks games, blogs, youtube, etc. It is a highly restrictive filter designed to surpress free speech and expression.

Person 1: Lets go on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: We can't. It's blocked by Lightspeed Systems.

Lightspeed Systems by Derpio June 14, 2016

operating systemist 

Discrimination against an operating system.

Hey is Photoshop available for Linux?
no
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operating systemist by greenghost110 November 11, 2021