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Someone that is perfect and that everyone wants to be. But no one will reach that perfection ...
omfg how does this lil sysk get all the chix
sysk by sysk January 11, 2005
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sysk • Syskey • SYSKAM • Syskeying • syskeyjs • sysko
sysk or sys.k stands for "system key" or in other words "product key". this is the key to your operating system, and in some cases if not stored properly can be by hackers.
my sysk isnt valid, someone mustve took it!
sysk by marlotine1970 November 13, 2022
The SAM Lock Tool on a Windows computer. Used to lock your Master Boot Record, thus preventing you from logging in to the computer without the password. Used mainly by tech support scammers when they get mad at you.
Scammer: "So you will not pay me? I will syskey your dextop!"
Syskey by Scam Buster November 11, 2016

Syskeying 

When a scammer gets blocked out of their computer via system lock by a baiter.
Dude, I'm totally syskeying this guy.
Syskeying by zeke2149 September 6, 2016
Acronym for Stuff You Should Know About Me
Katie:How did Aling Kjet become the number one artist of all time?

Aling(me): Syskam I never gave up
SYSKAM by Alingnyc January 1, 2018
A loyal, kind hearted, latino. Extremely sweet if you’re on his good side. If you aren’t then prepare for the worst. A Sysko is a good friend and is always able to make you smile. Most definitely an extrovert and can make friends anywhere he goes. A Sysko can provide outstanding advice yet he never listens to it himself. He’s usually dark humoured and makes self ridiculing jokes to hide any pain he’s going through. A Sysko is very trustworthy, and loyal.
Sysko is a very good person in heart
sysko by Good guy736739 November 21, 2021
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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