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Synchronized 

GFriend (like seriously look at their dance videos so sync)
GFriend is synchronized af. (ik it's dumb but bear with me here)

Stan GFriend.
Synchronized by KPOP not Gaypop January 22, 2019
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synchronized farting

A special skill that usually evolves between very close friends or siblings, often those who are bored.
We had become famous by the age of twelve as our small town’s synchronized farting champions.

Synchronized Swimming 

A very tough olympic sport that is a combination of swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, and ballet. Routines are ususally done in a team (4 -8 swimmers), combo (up to 10 swimmers) solo, duet, and trio. While during practice, swimmers wear regular swimsuits, goggles, noseclips, and hair caps, during competitions swimmers wear knox gelatin in their hair along with make up and are not allowed goggles. They also wear matching decorated swimsuits. The noseclip is the most important piece of equipment to a swimmer. It blocks water from entering the nasal cavity and affecting the swimmers performance.

Many synchro swimmers practice 5-10 hours a day for six days a week. Swimmers say the feeling during a routine is like a 400 yard dash while holding your breath.
kid 1: Hey, yesterday in the pool, I was trying synchronized swimming.
kid 2: Really?!?! Awww shucks, that is such a neat sport.

Synchronized Ejaculation

A truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar pornographic scene. The masturbater achieves synchronized ejaculation when he ejaculates at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. This cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl porn.
Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.

Synchronized Skating 

A very up and coming popular figure skating sport. Teams from all over the world compete against each other. 12-20 members of each team have a program in which they compete the hardest moves for the highest points.
The world synchronized skating USA teams are Miami University and the Haydenettes. Miami University ended the Haydenettes winning streak in the 2005-2006 season even though they were ripped off in the 2004-2005 season.

synchronized swimming 

Synchronized swimming is one of the most underated and underestimated sports in the world. Here are somethings you should know:

1. Yes it is a sport.

2. It is EXTREMLY difficult

3.it is NOT "water ballet"

and 4. Never call synchronized swimming easy because synchronized swimmers are freakishly strong and will whip your ass into shape somewhat gracefully.

To get the equivilant of synchro to your sport, take your sport, times the difficulty by 10x then add fake smile and minus the oxegyen.
Synchronized swimming is lit.

#synchroisasport #waterballetmyass

and yes, yes i am a synchronized swimmer.
synchronized swimming by rayooooo February 6, 2019

Synchronized Shitting 

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.
Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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