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I thought their Halloween decorations were wimpier than my dentist’s: a couple of paper jack-o’-lanterns and black cats, with some cobwebs stingily strewn about – never seen such a salloween.
salloween by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 29, 2011
thong swallower
thong swallower by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010
knob swallower
Jessis told me she tried to fuck Stoney last night, but it turns out he is not into chicks. He is a fucking knob swallower!
knob swallower by QPump August 5, 2011
Sylvester Stallowned
Sylvester Stallowned by Think Posi January 26, 2005
Your mother should have swallowed you
You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.
Your mother should have swallowed you by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009