swumming

The ejaculatory process while swimming in a pool or body of water.

John likes to go swumming at the beach late at night.

by 6969yourmom July 12, 2017

swimming

The process of elegantly getting through traffic as efficiently as possible

We were really swimming back there, we took 10 mins of the GPS time.

by float8x February 17, 2023

Tinshein Swimming Pool

Kazakhstan's world-famous swimming pool. It is 30m long and 6m wide. It's filtration system is capable of removing 80% of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

by sgfsgfg August 15, 2012

swimmingly

Well. In a kick-ass manner. Successfully.

I'm sure you did swimmingly on the SAT.

by UpTheBixe June 29, 2005

Shumming

The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.

Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.

by Shummer February 11, 2012

Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

just keep swimming

not to give up when times are rough!

tyler; life is so hard.. i should call it quits!

joel; hey man! just keep swimming!

tyler; alright.......i will.

by luckkkky October 11, 2010