swulva Share definition Flag A "meaty" or "puffy" vulva. Even swollen like. A.X.F: Yo bro, I brought this chick home last night and she had the maddest vulva. You know how I can't get off unless it's a meaty one....mmmmmmm Swulva.Wes: Word. swulva by D-Ferg June 24, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the swulva mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch