A.X.F: Yo bro, I brought this chick home last night and she had the maddest vulva. You know how I can't get off unless it's a meaty one....mmmmmmm Swulva.
A vulva that when blown the correct way can immitate the sound of the vuvuzela.
A.X.F: I was watching the aussies play at the World cup last night and everyone was blowing a vuvuzela except me. Then I remembered I could tote my girl's vulvazela. That shit's twice as loud as there junk.